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people who are anti drugs then describe something as “trippy”

die now

i may die a rock star erotic novelist

jeff can pull off a sleeveless white turtle neck how could i ever not want to bear his offspring

tirehaus:

“I like to treat women with respect, REAL MEN don’t hit women!” he posted on the reddit thread. It was less than a minute before it became the most upvoted post in the history of the internet. The code shifted as it evolved and blossomed into a cosmic entity of unspeakable power. There was a flash of white light and then, suddenly, nothing.

He felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around to see Barack Obama smiling down on him.

“Congratulations, son. Sexism is over.”

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